Welcome to Jim Hates.
My name is Jim, and I'm a misanthrope. I spend my days mocking the stupidity I am constantly bombarded with. I belittle ugly people and losers. I shout like a lunatic at bad drivers. But I'm not that bad; I use my anger for your entertainment. I write articles about the things that piss me off. They are collected on this site. All comments, complaints, threats, or large sums of money can be directed to firstname.lastname@example.org
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Stranded at the Stadium: Winter at Kent State
End of the Semester Emails from Idiots
“A Real Nigga ’posed to Help You Out with the Groceries” or the Death of Decent Music
At the Top of My Christmas list: Plastic Helmets and Seizures
A Few Notes on the 2008 Olympics
Pennies are Worthless
With a Salon Called Great Clips, How Can You Go Wrong?
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Looking Back in Anger: A Year's Worth of Jim Hating
Play Video Games with James Emery UPDATED
February is Usually the Shortest Month of the Year
Office Max Sucks
The Black Friday Adventure
On My Way to Work: The Drive From Hell to Hell
Do Everything You Can To Avoid Time Warner Cable
Telemarketing is for Whores
XM: Music To Gag Yourself On
I Will Fellate A Grizzly Bear Before I Go Back To Sears
I'll Prostitute My Ears For Free Coffee Any Day
Forums Are For Virgins
Don't Be a Dick Too Quick
Commercials Make Me Shake With Rage
I Hate My Biology Professor
Get Off Your Phone
You Drink? Then You Must be Awesome
The World Needs Another Street Racer Movie Like I Need a Hole in My Head
Drive-Thrus and Stupid People Don't Mix
Someone Stop Those HeadOn Bastards
Looking at Cars
Every Time I Hear the Word Random a Part of me Dies
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