I haven't been updating this site much because I've been overwhelmed with other projects. I've been preoccupied with writing a thesis, graduating from college, moving, and the weight of the fact that the few jobs available to me are less fulfilling than sex with a t-shirt and pay dick.
I've also been working on a Jim Hates book that has received less attention from publishers than adult women get from Catholic priests.
Since I haven't had the energy to write new posts, I decided to start a twitter account. I'm told it's what all the cool kids are doing. Something worth writing a new article about doesn't happen to me every day, but I usually have some hilarious thought that needs shared or run into some kind of incompetence that needs mocked. You can check my twitter for the latest.
Some of my favorites are:
I want to start a new line of glitter and blue eye shadow. I'll sell it by the gallon, include a free paint brush, and call it Whore Paste.
I got an email from Georgia State U. about an upcoming lecture. That's three things I hate; spam, Georgia, and other people talking.
If you hire a midget, do you only have to pay him half the wage of a human?
I prepaid $10 at the gas station. When it clicked off, it was at $10.04. I left. I refuse to pay $.04 toward some one else's incompetence.
My advice to my sister before her visit to our 3 single aunts: Don't get caught up in a man-hating, rug-munching frenzy while you're there.
A gym near my house hired a fat girl to stand out front waving a sign at traffic. That would be like me hiring a nun to do my marketing.
At a bar with Wednesday Ladies' Night $2 mystery shots. I think the sign should have just read, "Wanna get raped on Wednesdays?"
I try to update it about once or twice a day.
If you'd like to follow me, my twitter page is here.
If you'd like to tell me that I'm a douchebag for signing up for a twitter, my email is here.
Words From Fans:
"your website is nothing short of perfect"
"you rule"
"I just
wanted to say: I love you."
"keep writing...it kills me"
"hilarious entries"
Jim Hates Links
Vicious and Evil The first site to ever link to Jim Hates.
The Grouser A collection of complaint letters and their responses.
Sincerely, Fido A greeting card company. I have done a little freelance for them. I'm pretty sure that's how Hemingway got his first paying job, too.
F*cking C*nts A Christian site promoting love and peace.