End of the Semester Emails from Idiots

I signed up for a sociology class this semester because it would help to fill one of the ridiculous requirements the university has. The class is terrible and a waste of time, of course, but that's not what this post is about.

The sociology course is an intro course, which means there are about four hundred kids in it. Of course, not all four hundred are studious individuals who are curious about the latest in sociology. Most of them can't spell sociology.

So, when it comes time for the exams, people send out mass emails to everyone in the class asking for help of some kind (notes, the date of the exam, etc.). They figure, with 400 students in the class, there is bound to be one who is kind and helpful.

I usually ignore these emails. I usually delete them unread. But it's the end of the semester and I feel like having fun. Below are the emails I have received (in white) along with my response (in green). By the way, I have little concern for proper capitalization when I'm emailing fools. Whatever.

Can someone tell me when the final exam is? I cannot seem to access the syllabus. And is there a study guide? Please any information will help, I really appreciate it. Thanks guys... :)

I think it's next saturday. At 11:00. I don't know why, but it's in the business building. room 213.

That's what the email I got back said.

was there any extra credit that we could have gotten in Sociology? like participating in an experiment? or has the deadline for that alread y passed....

thanks,

Mike

There was extra credit. We had to pick two chapters in the book we didn't cover in class and write an eight page summary on each of them. You could probably still do it and turn it in with your final.

There was also an experiment for extra credit but it was really weird. We all went into this basement and stood there wearing sheets. I'm not really supposed to talk about it.

IMPORTANT!! Hello! where is the final for sociology?? i know it's at 12:45 but i don't know where.

It's in the basement of the art building. There is a picture of each student outside the room he/she is supposed to take the exam in.

If somebody could please let me know when the final is...I thought thursday at 4 oclock but i guess there is a study session at that time. Thanks (Notice how this cockbag doesn't mention what class he's even talking about.)

Someone emailed me back and told me it was this Saturday at 1:30. For some reason, it's in the business building. Room 107.

Is anyone planning on a study session happening possibly today, i am having troubles finishing this study guide, or would anyone be able to help with sending me a filled out study guide so i can fill in the blanks.. Any of the two would be greatly appreactiated, i will send my study guide back in return when im finished.

There's a room in the student center that has "AIDS meeting" written on the door.

I think they mean STUDY AIDS.

The meeting is tonight at seven. See you there.

My comp had a virus and it cleared away all of the things i had on it. Including all my notes for this chapter. i had the older ones backed up but i didnt do the recent ones (after exam 2, i usually wait till the exam to back them up) yet. could people help me and email me noes since the 2nd exam. I know it s apain in your ass.

Hi, I apologize ahead of time (as everyone usually does) for being a pain in the A. Buttt, I am having computer issues and have lost all the sociology notes for the final exam, as well as have to do all my computer work for finals at the library DAMNIT. Sooo, I would be much appreciative if someone who had them on file could pass them along and send them to me.

thanks a million.

-am

Curious if anyone is meeting up at the library of death for the Sociology final.. If you could, let me know...I'm more than willing to attend.. I need a good grade...Thanks and bye...

I appreciate it. P.S. does anyone have a clue what the main points of the "Children in American Schools" are? Did we watch that in class? I'm not sure if it was the one with the dolls or not.. Thanks...

Have a splendid day...-

-Dallas-

the library of death?

that sounds dangerous.

i don't think jesus would want us at any place like that.

how about we meet at the library of hope? or even the library of anti-gay marriage?

i think that would be much more appropriate.

let me know.

oh, and i think the main point of children in american schools was that they are all fucked.

let's face it. most of them are idiots like you who can't read a book.

Please anyone who can send me notes for the final, I really need them. I dont understand if its over the entire course or the most recent ones. Please help

nick,

here are my notes from the entire class:

i hate dickwads who send me inane emails.

try reading the syllabus, douchebag.

Hey I know everyone hates these e-mails, but I was wondering if the final for intro to sociology was only over the final exam study guide?

Thank you,
Mike (retracted)

I had the same question.

Someone emailed me back and said that the final exam was only on Virginia Woolf's essay "A Room of One's Own." I've been reading it but I'm not really sure how it fits into sociology.

Please read it this weekend and let me know what you think.

I'm sorry but I'm stuck on a couple of topics on the study guide and was wondering If anyone could help me out with any of them or at least point me in the right direction.

I know some of these answers are probably found in the notes but I missed a good portion of class due due to Mono.

I'm sorry to ask but if anyone coudl help me with any of these topics I would greatly appreciate it.

Are you serious or kidding? because I have had mono and haven't been to class in like a week....