Most of this site is me bitching. It's hilarious, I know, but a little depressing. I figured it's about time I post something a little more upbeat.
You might not know this about me, but I love video games. I have been a Nintendo fan since I was old enough to hold an NES controller. I bought every home console Nintendo has created. (I don't get into that handheld nonsense, I hate small screens.) I have a Wii now, and it's awesome.
That being said, we are a week away from the release of Super Smash Brothers Brawl here in the States and I am excited as Will Ferrell was when New Line Cinema agreed to make another one of his shitty movies.
If any of you would like to fight me in Super Smash Brothers Brawl, email me your friend code and I will put you on my list. If Brawl is anything like Melee, I will be playing as Luigi and kicking your ass.
For those of you who aren't into video games, enjoy the next Will Ferrell movie.
UPDATE: I recently purchased an Xbox 360. So far, I've been sticking to Halo 3. Anyone wanting to play can email their gamertag.
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