The other night I was watching Jeopardy. Yes, Alex Trebek is a dick, but I enjoy the trivia.
Anyway, during one of the commercial breaks there was a promo for the local evening news. They were briefly going over the topics they would later be discussing when one of the casters said:
"Gaining weight and don't know why? It might not be your fault. We'll let you know about Sleep Eating at eleven."
They followed this with a short clip of a very poor quality black and white film. It was hard to see what was in the clip, but I am pretty sure it was a walrus on a bed eating doritos.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Sleep Eating. I can just see every lard ass in America using the new Sleep Eating excuse. It isn't my fault, I have a disorder that causes me to eat in the middle of the night. I can't control it.
Here's an idea:
TRY NOT PUTTING SEVEN BURRITOS ON YOUR FUCKING NIGHTSTAND BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP!
It makes me sick that people will convince themselves that they have some ridiculous disorder just so they can feel better about being fat and too lazy to do anything. And now the local newscasters are condoning this nonsense.
We have hit a new low.
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