Today I saw the trailer for the next installment of mindless car cinema: Red Line. Red Line, wow, even the title is stupid. I'm so sick of these damn movies. They already made 3 of those Fast Furious Fuckhead movies. Isn't that enough? Every time one comes out there's a wave of fools who get a Honda Civic, some big spoiler, a muffler that makes it sound like they're driving a weedwacker and then drive around at night and touch themselves.
I don't know why anyone goes to see these movies. If you watch the three seconds of the trailer of Red Line you can tell it has absolutely no plot. People talk about money. Cars race. People talk about money. Cars crash. People talk about money. Girls dress slutly. People talk about money. Cars race. What's the appeal? Is it because the cars are bright and shiny? Why don't you just polish a spoon and stare in it for an hour?
This movie is set for release this Friday and I'm sure a million idiots are going to see it. What's worse is the parking lots around my campus will be littered with assholes who watched it and think they're street racers. They'll see who can race to the bowling alley, have sex with another man, and hurry back the fastest.
I can already hear myself screaming after some moron who cut me off so he could be the first one to get to Taco Bell.
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