In college, everyone has to bend over and take some ridiculous class.
One of mine was General Psychology. The class had 400 kids in it. 394 of them had brains that functioned just enough to keep them breathing (unfortunately). The professor, a middleaged unattractive woman with a giggle like a 14 year old, taught the class like it was Intro to Addition for Fucktards. For example, on the first day of class...
1) She assigned seats. First of all, this is fucked. I don't need to be told where to sit. Second, I'm left handed. Unless I'm in a left-handed desk, it's a pain in my ass.
2) She explains that she "teaches" using Power Point. She posts the slides online so students can print them out. However, the slides online aren't complete. They have blanks in certain spots, so you have to go to class to get the answers. This means that she doesn't give notes, she gives fill in the blank worksheets. Has anyone even had a fill in the blank worksheet after they got out of 5th grade?
3) She says that she knows it can be hard to remember so she'll post assignments online.
I went to class for the whole first week. (I should've known better but hey, it was my first week in college.)
Let me tell you a little about what happened that week:
The Professor decided to have a class discussion. Her question to the class was "Are men and women psychologically different?" Here are some of the responses:
From a girl with a huge ass and a ponytail in a scrunchie who raised her hand like she was saluting Hitler, "I live with my three boys and my fiancee and I know the truth. The simple fact is, men and women are DIFFERENT" (she practically screamed different).
Talk about your upper echelon of philosophy.
From a kid in camouflage cargopants "Men and women are psychologically different, they're different races."
Are you fucking kidding me?
From someone in the back I couldn't see "Men and women aren't different, God made us the same."
And I proceeded to vomit all over myself.
The next day, I got to class a little early and was listening to some conversations around me. Here's a gem from some moron and his hooker looking friend.
Moron- "This class is so fucked up. I can't believe she puts the homework online. I don't want any fucking homework"
Hooker- "I know. I can't believe this bitch thinks she can give us homework. Did you look at the shit she put online?"
Moron- "Yeah, but I don't know what the fuck she's talking 'bout. It's all letters and numbers, I don't know what the fuck it means. It said like PP 6-10. What the fuck is that?"
Hooker- "I have no idea."
I decided I was going to move my assigned seat. I can't deal with that kind of incompetence.
On Friday, halfway through a mind numbing lecture, the professor's power point turns blank. The slides are nothing but white. She looked like she was going to cry, she had no idea what to do. I thought we were going to get out of class early, but then some jackass in the front row gave her his fill in the blank slides. Good one, ass clown.
She looks through the slides and goes "Okay well I'm not sure what goes in these blanks without my slides."
SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE FUCKING MATERIAL SHE IS TEACHING!!!!
This enraged me. It was more than I could take. I got up and walked out. I finished the semester by reading the book and showing up to class only for test days.
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