The other day some stupid bitch on a cell phone pulled out in front of me and I had to slam on my breaks so I wouldn't rear end her.
Per my usual, I pulled up next to her and screamed obscenities while giving her the old number one.
Later I thought about it and, while I may prevent that stupid bitch from talking on her cell phone while driving, that isn't enough for me. I need a full scale no bitches on phones campaign.
For those of you that think I'm being sexist, I feel the same way about men driving and talking on cell phones.
Most people in the world aren't smart enough to drive a car anyway. But some asshole will give them permission as long as they can make their car go through four fucking cones. When you add a cell phone, the once stupid driver now has the driving ability of a plant.
So here's my suggestion:
If you are responsible for an accident and you were on a cell phone while it took place, you should be executed.
How many people do you know who would drive while talking if this law was in place?
Maybe if we flood congress with letters they can make it happen.
Start writing.
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