Two things I would like to delete from the world are Top 10 lists and motivational posters. I have seen so many of these damn things that any novelty they may have had has completely worn off.
Top ten lists and motivational pictures are to humor as NASCAR is to real life:
A BIG FUCKING WASTE OF TIME!!
Even Letterman's top tens suck, but at least he is making them for an audience. Most of you prats that write them just put them on the back of some ridiculous shirt and stand in front of people like me who can't stop themselves from thinking up the top ten reasons you should be dead.
Motivational posters (or demotivational posters) are horrible. Some guy saw a good opportunity for mockery and then every douchebag with Photoshop raped his idea. These fucking things are like a plague.
Want to never be friends with me? Forward me motivational posters.
These things are painfully dull. I can only hope that the one I have posted will be the last one ever created.
So the next time you sit down to write the top ten reasons to date a basketball player or try to think up a caption for a picture of a monkey with a giraffe's dick in its hand, do the world a favor and destroy your reproductive organs. We don't need anymore of you.
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