As of March 31, 2008 Jim Hates has been online for one year. For anyone who cares, here is the the year's breakdown:
Number of Hits: 54,569.
Number of Unique Visitors: 7,137.
Most Viewed Article * : I Will Fellate A Grizzy Bear Before I Go Back To Sears.
I know there are sites that generate this kind of traffic in a week (or a day) but I don't think 54,569 hits are bad for the first year.
Thanks to everyone who has helped spread the word about the site, especially any of you that have added the pages to StumbleUpon.
* Shortly before the 31st, the Sears article overtook Canadian Money as the most viewed article. This change has been made on the main page and some of the recent posts. It has not been made on all the pages. Therefore, the Most Viewed Article section will be accurate at the time the article was written. To see what article is currently the most viewed, always check the main page. Basically, I'm too lazy to go back and change every page so I'm going to try and disguise it as a Jim Hates time capsule.
What do you think about that?
That's a rhetorical question.
I don't pay you people to think.
Most Viewed Article: I Will Fellate A Grizzy Bear Before I Go Back To Sears
Words From Fans:
"your website is nothing short of perfect"
"you rule"
"I just
wanted to say: I love you."
"keep writing...it kills me"
"hilarious entries"