I don't know if you got the memo, and you may not have if you aren't on Hell's mailing list, but on October 5, 2000 Satan spawned himself a television show. I'm convinced that Satan made the show because no human would push this show on his fellow man for over six years.
Gilmore Girls is one of the worst shows I've ever seen. I'd rather eat insect repellent all afternoon while having my toenails ripped off than watch another ten minutes of Gilmore Girls. The show is a total mindfuck. I watched an episode of it with my girlfriend and I lost 22 IQ points.
Some idiot was trying to have text message sex with her douchebag boyfriend. A woman so old I thought her skin was going to fall off was forcing her grandchild to take etiquette classes. This is what we need in the world, more kids being taught to grow up to be snobby pricks. The instructor was some T-rate actor faking the worst French accent I've ever heard. The entire plot was mindless. If I wasn't worried about all the paper work I would have left behind for my room mate, I'd have blown my brains out.
I wouldn't wish watching this show on anyone. Seriously, avoid it all costs. You'd be better off buying a brick and bashing yourself in the face. You've been warned.
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