Forums Are For Virgins

An important part to a successful website is getting traffic. Being concerned with this, I try to let people know about my site. One method I used was joining a forum. It was a huge mistake.

I had no intention of talking to anyone involved in this forum, I just wanted to link to my site and get a few more visitors. I created a new thread (that's what these forum people call topics) and put a link to my site. I thought I'd check on it later in the day and maybe have a few replies.

In less than two minutes, I had no less than 40 replies.

I have never seen the term "Noob" more times in my life. I believe it is the internet equivalent to stoning. It doesn't hurt, it just puts you in a state of confusion. Where did all these fuckers come from? I have never experienced anything like it.

Apparently, "Noob" is used to describe to someone that it new to something, like I was new to the forum thing.

I guess the people that use these forums have really important things to talk about, like which character in World of Warcraft has the biggest dick, so they get upset when someone has something as mundane as a new website to discuss.

I got tired of all the "Noob" shit, so I replied a simple, elegant "Blow me."

The forum fuckers didn't like this one bit. They decided they'd start using the best insults they could come up with. They were all basically the same, and all lacking any real punch. Blah, Blah, Blah, some graphic homosexual reference.

I have never seen a group of people so obsessed with semen before.

The sad part is all this happened within five minutes. That means that these losers sit on their computers all fucking day, stare at their screens, and wait for someone else to say something interesting. It's pathetic.

So if you're trying to tell a number of people about something, I'd suggest staying away from forums. There are some real badasses that sit on forums all day and they are not the kind of people you want to fuck with.

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