Not long ago my sister and I were in the drive-thru at one of my local fast food establishments. (As a side note, I hate the word thru and all it stands for.) We were hungry, impatient, and hadn't had our recommended daily intake of oil, so fast food seemed right. To illustrate my situation, I have attached a picture to this article. This isn't one to look for artistic value in; I've got about as much artistic ability as a retarded cat.
Anyway there it is. As you may have guessed, I'm in the car (box) labeled me. My sister and I are sitting in line when this stupid bitch comes up from the side of the drive-thru and tries to get in front of car 1. Car 1 denied her and I moved as close as possible to car 1's bumper.
Me - I swear if this stupid bitch tries to cut me off I'm getting out of the car.
Sister - I have no doubt about that.
Car 1 moves up and the stupid bitch tried to cut me off.
I got out of the car.
Me - Get the fuck away from my car.
Stupid Bitch - I just want some tea.
Me - I don't care if you're dying and you need tea to stay alive, get in the back of the line.
Stupid Bitch - Tea. Tea.
It became apparent to me that the stupid bitch had a very small grasp of English. So, being the polite gentleman I am, I decided to switch tongues. I began speaking something that we can all understand: Irate Profanity.
I can't remember exactly what I said, but it was something along the lines of: Back your fucking car up, or I will fucking kill you.
She gave a terrified look to my sister who was so calm you'd have thought she had a stomach full of Xanax. I guess she's used to my anger.
She moved her car, and I proceeded with my fast food needs.
I felt bad for causing a scene and thought that the other people around would look at me as some crazy asshole. I was completely wrong. I apologized to the girl in car 1 for screaming and scaring her. She assured me that it was no big deal and that I did the right thing. There was and elderly couple in car 2. When I looked back in my mirror, the guy gave me the thumbs-up sign. When I got up to the window I told the girl on the register what happened. She said that the stupid bitch had been coming to the establishment the last few days and was a pain in everyone's ass. She then told me she'd spit in her tea.
I drove home happy.
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