Welcome to Jim Hates.

My name is Jim, and I'm a misanthrope. I spend my days mocking the stupidity I am constantly bombarded with. I belittle ugly people and losers. I shout like a lunatic at bad drivers. But I'm not that bad; I use my anger for your entertainment. I write articles about the things that piss me off. They are collected on this site. All comments, complaints, threats, or large sums of money can be directed to jimhates@gmail.com

The Articles:

Jim Hates' Debut Novel Now Available

The Pinned Castle Promo

Follow me on Twitter or Jim Hates Himself

Stranded at the Stadium: Winter at Kent State

End of the Semester Emails from Idiots

“A Real Nigga ’posed to Help You Out with the Groceries” or the Death of Decent Music

At the Top of My Christmas list: Plastic Helmets and Seizures

A Few Notes on the 2008 Olympics

Pennies are Worthless

With a Salon Called Great Clips, How Can You Go Wrong?

Public Service Announcement

Looking Back in Anger: A Year's Worth of Jim Hating

Sleep Eating

Play Video Games with James Emery UPDATED

February is Usually the Shortest Month of the Year

Office Max Sucks

The Black Friday Adventure

On My Way to Work: The Drive From Hell to Hell

Do Everything You Can To Avoid Time Warner Cable

Telemarketing is for Whores

XM: Music To Gag Yourself On

I Will Fellate A Grizzly Bear Before I Go Back To Sears

I'll Prostitute My Ears For Free Coffee Any Day

Forums Are For Virgins

Don't Be a Dick Too Quick

Commercials Make Me Shake With Rage

I Hate My Biology Professor

Get Off Your Phone

You Drink? Then You Must be Awesome

The World Needs Another Street Racer Movie Like I Need a Hole in My Head

Drive-Thrus and Stupid People Don't Mix

Psychology Class

Canadian Money

Someone Stop Those HeadOn Bastards

Looking at Cars

Every Time I Hear the Word Random a Part of me Dies

What's Wrong with People?

Anonymous Testing

Gilmore Girls

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