Welcome to Jim Hates.
My name is James Emery, and I'm a misanthrope. I spend my days mocking the stupidity I am constantly bombarded with. I belittle ugly people and losers. I shout like a lunatic at bad drivers. But I'm not that bad; I use my anger for your entertainment. I write articles about the things that piss me off. They are collected on this site. All comments, complaints, threats, or large sums of money can be directed to jimhates@gmail.com
The Articles:
“A Real Nigga ’posed to Help You Out with the Groceries” or the Death of Decent Music
At the Top of My Christmas list: Plastic Helmets and Seizures
A Few Notes on the 2008 Olympics
With a Salon Called Great Clips, How Can You Go Wrong?
Looking Back in Anger: A Year's Worth of Jim Hating
Play Video Games with James Emery UPDATED
February is Usually the Shortest Month of the Year
On My Way to Work: The Drive From Hell to Hell
Do Everything You Can To Avoid Time Warner Cable
I Will Fellate A Grizzly Bear Before I Go Back To Sears
I'll Prostitute My Ears For Free Coffee Any Day
Commercials Make Me Shake With Rage
You Drink? Then You Must be Awesome
The World Needs Another Street Racer Movie Like I Need a Hole in My Head
Drive-Thrus and Stupid People Don't Mix
Someone Stop Those HeadOn Bastards
Most Viewed Article:I Will Fellate A Grizzy Bear Before I Go Back To Sears
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